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I did it!
End of the world party.

Monday, December 17, 2012

End of the World, How Appropriate.

There has been much buzz recently over the so called "end of the wold" (Mayan Calendar), this apocalypse is rumored to happen on December 21st. What the "end of the world" (Mayan Calendar), entails no one knows. According to many sources, this entails everyone dying. Many Mayan lore fanatics are convinced everyone will die this Friday, despite the widely known fact Mayans don't account for leap year, thus making the Mayan's "predication" many days earlier. However there is one thing we do know for sure, Alan Moore is in fact a Mayan. Watchmen fans have suspected this for many years but it wasn't until he birth certificate was released, confirming he was, in fact, born in Maya. Just look at the shocking similarities:

-Both tell of the end of the world
-Both have dark colored hair
-Sources claim both have used and in fact rely on calendars on a regular basis















However, this is not quite 100% confirmed, the main evidence suggesting Moore being caucasian is his use of sun glasses. According to a study done at CERN, Mayans never wore sun glasses, much to the dismay of Alan Moore. More evidence will be released as it is found.

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