Matt Romney 2012

Please disregard my last post entirely, although Obama seems like the sensible choice, he is not. This new up and coming candidate is rumored to take the swing states by storm!! Yes, that's right, Matt Romney, no not Mitt Romney, Matt Romney. Here are some point made by Mr. Romney himself.

• "Whenever you are feeling blue remember, somber is only two letters away from sombrero, food for thought, bust out the tequila and guac, food for partyn'"
• "I wish I had a fat son"
• "MITTENSCARE* USED TO BE OBAMACARE. DUH."
• "When Abe Lincon said "four score" he literally ment 420, that's why I named my dog after him"
• "Weird how grape is a fruit but there is also a grapefruit...... also grape nuts aren't nuts, at least grape leafs are leafs. The world is a confusing place in this economy. Thanks Obama."
• Matt Romney wants to "LEAGLEize" Cannabis Sativa, the eagle is because we live in America.

(* MITTENSCARE is referring to Mitt Romney's health care plan when he was governor) 

Matt Romney for prez!

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"Just let me be prez"